My boss, Jason Powell, is a very funny guy. He is always looking to inject some levity into most every situation. One such place is in All Staff emails where he sometimes has to address hard issues or problems we're experiencing with our network. At the end of his All Staff emails he often adds a tag line to it, to lighten the mood.
Below are the ones I've collected over the past 3 years. I'm not posting the subjects of the email on purpose... I figure it's better to let you try to guess what the email was about. They are listed in no particular order.
Jason ... your friendly techno sorta control freak geek ... Powell
Jason … just another typically Tuesday night … Powell
Jason … auto-fill is handy except in these situations … Powell
Jason ... Tuesday Boy ... Powell
Jason ... 8 weeks is just too short ... Powell
Jason ... the Spaminator ... Powell
Jason ... why does this always happen on a workshop day? ... Powell
Jason ... me likey internet go faster ... Powell
Jason ... drowning in alert emails ... Powell
Jason ... space is your friend ... Powell
Jason ... who would have thought our old phone system had such a groovy feature? ... Powell
Jason ... Happy End of Prohibition Day ... Powell
Jason ... no, the do-not-disturb function is not yet setup ... Powell
Jason ... 17hour days rock! ... Powell
Jason ... did you know the new phones have 30 ring tones to choose from! ... Powell
Jason ... time to put on the snow tires! ... Powell
Jason ... Viva La Communication! ... Powell
The next one is my favorite; it came out right after we were all reminded that All Staff email should not be used for personal reasons; highlight the text and find the secret message.
Jason ... anyone want a kitten? ... Powell
Jason ... have I mentioned how much I enjoy this old system ... Powell
Jason ... at least the phones are working today ... Powell
Jason ... your password is YOUR PASSWORD ... Powell
Jason ... having to buy Premium gas bites ... Powell
Jason ... trying to make your life easier one step at a time ... Powell
Jason ... pull the plug ... Powell
Jason ... figured it most appropriate to share this news via email like the true geek I am ... Powell
Jason ... phones R phun ... Powell
Jason ... can you feel the love? ... Powell
Jason ... itchin' to return to India .. Powell
Jason ... at least I got to watch the football players jump and run when they "heard" a wild boar :-) ... Powell
Jason ... space saver ... Powell
Jason ... wishing I had a Segway to ride ... Powell
Jason ... space is your friend ... Powell
Jason ... let the good times roll ... Powell
Jason ... one less button to push ... Powell
Jason ... man I really hope SBC sucks less than ChoiceNone did ... Powell
Jason … forget $$ for more parking, we need an elevator up to the Production Mezz! … Powell
Jason ... the YES man ... Powell
Jason ... 7 days to go! ... Powell
Jason … hey, I hear birds chirping! … Powell
Jason ... I love ChoiceOne ... Powell
Jason ... diese Anzeige hat keinen Zweck ... Powell
Jason ... time zones are your friend ... Powell
Jason ... happy Oklahoma Land Rush Day! ... Powell
Jason … Simply Strategic Signatures … Powell
Jason ... strike one for Postini ... Powell
Jason … hmm, perhaps Jack is a covert digital ninja seeking to take down Postini for their lame corporate name … Powell
Jason … … Powell
Jason … what marketing “genius” thought Postini would be a “cool” name? … Powell
Jason ... anti-spyware power to the people! ... Powell
Jason … you may now return to your regularly scheduled broadcast … Powell
Jason – it’s kinda late so I’ll just type some filler stuff here – Powell
Jason ... so much glee to be spam free ... Powell
Jason ... golly, I just love that square salty "meat" ... Powell
Jason ... hmm, I think I need to travel to the Bahamas to double check that this wireless sync works well ... Powell
Jason ... could I have anymore screenshots? ... Powell
Jason...no internet for you!...Powell
Jason...I bought my first computer in '94 and it cost me $3,406!...Powell
Jason...critical patches must be installed NOW...Powell
Jason ... bring on the automation ... Powell
Jason...sorry, nothing witty I can think of to put here today...Powell
Jason ... the CDW enforcer ... Powell :-)
Jason ... keep your computer happy ... Powell
Jason ... keep your computer happy ... Powell
Jason ... email rocks until there's a problem ... Powell
Jason ... keep your home PC happy ... Powell
Jason ... sorry if I mislead you thinking it was a real baby, well, ok I'm not sorry :-) ... Powell
Jason ... looking forward to reacquainting myself with my family ... Powell
Jason … give space a chance … Powell
Jason … at home waiting on the sprinkler dude … Powell
Jason ... bring on the automation ... Powell
Jason ... makin' copies ... Powell
Jason ... one of the many gone next week ... Powell
Jason ... please resist the urge to freak when email is unavailable ... Powell :-)
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